Dude, the girl i fucked last night left wearing my high school musical shirt you bought me. she also left her panties here though.
The one with Zac Efrons face on it? You definitely got the short in of the stick. i'd rather have the shirt
fuck. yeah me too. i don't even think these panties would fit me
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
You know i think she's just using me for sex
I hate you.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
We told our cab driver we'd give him 3 grand if he pit maneuvered you guys in your cab.
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
All I remember is you shouting "THIS KID IS A FREAKIN' NINJA!!" when he dive rolled over a barbed wire fence and proceeded to ask for his 18th beer.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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