My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
hahah your definitly as dumb as I think I thought you are. boom roasted.
I think my penis got bigger when i lost weight
using my metrocard to split lines. it says optimism on the back. i am optimistic that you will appear at my door and help me finish all these drugs.
Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
In case you were unaware playing with rabbits on ecstasy is the greatest thing ever. I feel like I'm ODing on adorable right now.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
don't care how drunk i am. my dick was like "nope, not doing it, you can't make me and i was like oh yes i can"
ever had one of those days where you say fuck it and lick the inside of a bag of chips
The last time I saw her someone was carrying her on a bike and she was yelling that she was E.T.
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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