try this...when you orgasm scream his address including city state and zip...
jack dropped his pants and said "bet u've never seen a dick this big." which was really sad cuz i had never actually seen one that small...you have like pinch it between ur thumb and pointer finger to give a HJ
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
After I threw him out he walked down the street peeing in stride. I almost wanted to let him back in.
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
Tequila Tuesdays need to not carry on throughout the week. Having a sad Saturday
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Call me and get me out of this conversation NOW. My coworker is talking to me about her birds having sex again...
yesterday pre dick pic he said "no disrespect to your situation but i cant wait to get ahold of you again in the future" is this how people network??
I'm tripping pretty hard right now but every time a Volvo drives by I feel like everything is gonna be alright
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
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