Worst night here by far. And ive slipped in my own piss so thats saying something
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
Not only was there cake on the wall but someone shoved cake and meat in a cup and put it in the fridge.
Just disregard the tooth in the plastic bag in the fridge.
You're just mad that I don't wanna have dugout sex with you
What do you think french fries on pizza would taste like?
i already know. Delicious. Use ranch.
Dude. I knoww what ur thinking. Yes, your hand hurts. It's because you fell through a window. If and when you wake up, go to the hospital.
she said i was like a little lamb and she felt bad for luring me into her den of sin. then she blew me.
Being a virgin isn't supposed to be this easy for you.
also Jesus you really need to change your diet. I just washed your baby gravy out of my hair and it's so acidic my hair is damaged. You have killer sperm
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
THEN YOU WILL NOT GET TO SEE MY TITS TONIGHT OR IN THE NEAR FUTURE YOU HEARTLESS BASTARD
my liver is dry heaving
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
last night someone said that theyd like to do drugs with a dolphin ... judging from the diagram on the wall we figured it out.
all we need now is a dolphin ... and some drugs.
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