He just knocked over the beer pong table... I haven't seen so much fail in one room since I watched "Mall Cop" with my grandma
i crunched every chip from the dorito bag and poured it in the vase. never again will i have to deal with cool ranch fingers.
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
im gonna make a bucket list just so i can cross off "underwater blowjob"
She opened a beer bottle with her armpit and then gave me a cigarette from the waistband of her underwear. I dont know if I want to be her or marry her.
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
You did it first. I was merely expressing my support for you, by pressing my testicles against a window.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
it is shots o' clock and I am never late
Whether ya want it or not, it's gonna happen. Assimilate to the gay
Sara can't come to the phone right now. She's currently having an in-depth conversation with a flower pot.
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
just had an allergic reaction to my dildo. My life is ruined.
Get your dick back in here. On Saturdays, you're not allowed to leave my bed unless it's to make me bacon or coffee.
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