i'm so hungover...i might vomit in a handbag instead of selling them
i soberly give you permission to do that to me when im drunk
This just in: Jon Gosselin's address-The Alexandra. I bet if we showed up he'd date us.
i kept drunkenly begging people i met to be in my facebook mafia
I just remember standing in the shower with you eating chips.
He had the smallest penis i'd ever seen. I can see why he drinks his life away.
Only your wife would write 'for deposit only' on the back of that $1500 check knowing full and well our capabilities of spending it on strippers and booze
I had fun last year but I was one half of the hoe train back then. At least I'll feel better about myself as a person this year.
I'm going to miss going to the strip club though.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
Someone came in the potted fern
If I ever look like I'm about to have a repeat of last night, hit me. Just smack me as hard as you can.
There's going to be a velveeta shortage. I'm not drunk any more, this is just dire info.
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
tell me about the fingering
Randomize
