I will come over but only if I don't have to take my sunglasses off for it
ill give you a foot job if you come over before 4
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
k so who do I think I'm kidding applying to culinary school? I just fucked up a microwaveable pizza
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
There's a Sam Adams brew house. How were we not supposed to go
i woke up wearing her shoes. this night isn't going on my highlight reel
I just realized the only way to play Edward forty-hands is commando in a skirt. This intelligence kick is really doing me justice.
I replaced his Viagra pills with sleeping pills.
As soon as he came we went to Dairy Queen. That drive through lady was very condescending about our "just fucked" ice cream.
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
Your brother just walked into my room, pissed drunk and butt naked, got into my bed and fell asleep. In knowing I am gay, you have one hour to deal with him before I do
I am the murdurer of this scooby doo episode
I'm so glad you haven't fallen off any more yachts
so after 3 days of looking i found the keg...looks like somebody tried burying behind the garage
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