A squiggle pen was my first vibrator back when I was young. I would lock myself in my bedroom with that thing. Oh to be 8 again.
he doesnt exactly give off the "im mature enough to use my penis" vibe
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
Have you asked your drug dealer if he wants to see harry potter with you?
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
So tomorrow I have my performance review with my boss who I banged. When I go in should I ask if this review will be rating my sex or work performance?
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
All I ever do is give guys anxiety problems and flaccid penises.
My little sister just helped me edit my nudes so that's how my night is going
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