Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
I love how girls just decide that guys who don't like them must be gay
I do the same thing. If a girl doesn't like me...I am like, "i must be gay"
I may or may not be laying in bed naked watching The Nanny. Niles is so spunky.
I cut you off after you tried to do a shot out of a neti pot, down your nose.
explains the nose bleeds.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
It's amazing I mean I blew that senator just for him to deny me marriage.... Politics suck and he swallowed!
I just got a nosebleed on a date at the cheesecake factory...
just run out of the bathroom with blood gushing down your face and scream "ITS IN THE CHEESECAKE!!!!!"
Yeah. It's just like I have his virginity and he has my shoes and where do we go from here.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
don't worry about my dad. he just hates you because you're liberal, not because we're fucking.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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