Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
i found a dude playing guitar on the portapotty
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
WTF YOU HAVE A GIRLFRIEND?
Oh yeah that.
and that's why he's hiding in the taco suit
Dude, she puked up her Plan B, then reached in the toilet and re-swallowed it. That chick does NOT want a baby
There's nothing like telling your girl to hold your pants while peeing on your neighbors door
Did you take the full box of samoas or do I not remember getting baked and eating half a box by myself?
I just saw a kid on iowa campus story that looked like the guy i made out with on spring break.
I took a dab in Denver and was I. Rocky Mountain national park almost to Wyoming before I realized I missed my turn.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
Are we planning this because I am online looking for places with a Mechanical bull
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
Shame - the story of my life.
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