Maybe if you date her you can take a dump on her
Met the five year old's gym teacher for next year. He is an old drinking buddy and I used to fuck his older brother. It was like a walk of shame 20 years late.
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
red lips, whiskey sips, shaking hips, nipple slips. my life as a rap song.
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I told myself I'd stop after three shots of fireball. Haha HA hA.
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
You blew him?!?!
*Am blowing
And I keep taking breaks to write you back, please stop replying.
Was just trying to have a normal "I fucked you without a condom" adult conversation and she flipped
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
If you find me in the bathroom in a fetal position, licking frozen bacon .. I might have Drank a little too much.
hey can you send me that pic of that dude?...if this isn't Rochelle's phone...can you please find and tell Rochelle to send me that picture of that dude?
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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