the other night i did but this one wasnt and it was so random. i was hooking up with this boy who wanted to roleplay and pretend to be snakes
She made fun of how I walked so I announced to her boyfriend that I have cum on her face before.
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
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fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
I will always make you feel special and slightly offended. That's my job.
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
Omg you can't vacuum salsa that's just ridiculous
It's 4am & this guy is asleep with his junk still inside me..really rethinking my life
I woke up naked wrapped in a wolf blanket on the bathroom floor
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
I feel like I lost a fight with an 800 lb gorilla made of tequila
I'll do anything with you, except downhill sports and butt stuff.
You were filing your nipples with a nail file to "make them sharper"
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