its like an ocean threw up right in your lap
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
Hey man, did I leave the bottom drawer to my refrigerator that I had beer in at your house by any chance?
so how was last night?
got high and had our usual talk about the definition of cole slaw. then tried to call the ramen noodle company and convince them why my face should be on thier packages.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
yea last night was a repeat of newyears...exept this time it ivolved a fish costume, throw up, a hole in the roof, and cops...lots of cops
I knew it would get worse when I said I think your roommate is watching and he looked over at him and said ... So?
This whole bra on the outside of my shirt thing is so convenient. It turns my shirt into a pocket to eat Fritos out of. Mmm boobies
If I ever see that bitch it is going down flavor of love style
what a fun peer-pressure-filled weekend
His roommates came in the room and were throwing snowballs at us while we were hooking up.
So I was just like hi, I'm your roommate's gf. Please don't hate me. That would be rly inconvenient for you.
Hahahahahha. You saved a homeless man. You're actually the mother Teresa of skanks.
Just googled myself and a bunch of boob shots of me came up. Apparently my phone automatically uploaded them to my google plus.
Please google me ASAP and ensure I corrected this...
Saw throw up in the parking lot at work, glad I'm not the only one. But now the search begins.
Mary's wearing shades at her desk, brilliant!
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