Is it bad to mix sunny d with vodka if i dont have any real OJ?
I've mixd ketchup with vodka before and called it a bloody mary, so, no.
Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
I don't plan to be alive for 2010 so ima say this 12 hours early. Happy New Year bitches
Let's just say for some reason we thought it was okay to make a burrito smoothie.
Dude, I couldn't come. She sounded like a goddamn dying walrus.
with your vagina and my liver, anything is possible
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
Sorry 4 leaving u in the dumpster last night
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
Im covered in coffee vomit and urine and none of which are mine
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
