The two bassists just totally made out. I NEED MENNA'S RIGHT now.
please say your awake. the girl i brought home last night...any idea on a name? she isnt up yet...
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
his mom gave me my lost underwear folded up along with the rest of my christmas present. tell me this cannot be happening.
and my attempt at hiding my drunkness from my parents included walking into the wall as soon as they let me into the house.
The idea of snorting emergen-c actually just crossed my mind.
I will always remember that night by waking up in that tablecloth the next morning
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
OMG CHARGE YOUR PHONE I NEED TO KNOW IF THIS IS A GOOD PICTURE OF MY ASS
I just threw up all of my lunch in the Barnes & Nobles parking lot. Rockbottom tastes like a veggie burger, in case you were wondering.
I didn't wake up drunk this year...I must be getting soft
Yeah I guess quad-fisting Miller Lites just isn't as effective as it used to be
George Washington did not fight for our freedom just to have people shit themselves all night
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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