So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
i'd rather walk the sahara in a snuggie with no water than take a bicycle cab
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
You were passed out on the chair and when I asked you if you were okay you looked up and said "I'm fine, I was just pretending for a picture" then passed out again.
Your ability to be a slut in your nightmare astounds me
Word of advice, don't put your jar if peanut butter in the microwave, blue fire comes out
I just tried to make cleaning gasoline off your shoes with toilet paper in the Chemistry Building bathroom look normal. I failed.
All I found in my purse this morning was 160 cigarettes and a fistful of confetti.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I fucking hate humanity. I met a twenty three year old adult with an aol email account today. I'm not sure how those things are related, but I'm sure they are.
We fucked. Had a political debate. I won. So I sat on his face.
YOU SLEPT WITH A GUY WHO HAS A BILLBOARD IN HIS HONOR?
You will be reminded everyday when you witness my majestic mustache.
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