You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Just so you know, the bottle of red gatorade is NOT GATORADE. It is definitely someone's puke. I hope nobody else makes the same mistake I did.
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
FOUR LOKO IS YES. SUNDAY MORNING DRUNK IS YES.
some guy just burried his vomit in the sand.
i think i swapped my keys for drugs last night
Fuck that. I'm not afraid to die. I'll prove you can survive on a bagel bites and rum diet.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
Why do I have a bunch of cash....and your bra.
I have chafed skin from the handy she gave me. I told her that and she said return the favor when it heals. I'm in love.
Did I really drink that whole bottle of Jack Daniels last night?
Heroically.
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
All I remember is the bartender saying your sucking them down and waking up on the floor in my underwear
So uh. Your future in porn. Would you be willing to wear an alien costume for it?
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