Its ok relax. i can tell ur gonna start raggin. talk 2 u next week
i must have dtf stamped on my forehead
there was a trapeze. enough said
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
Who would we be if we didn't go out to drink during finals week? NOBODY
On the one year anniversary of me loosing my virginity... thousands of people will be taking their pants of on subways all around the world
It's like a tribute to you being a slut
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
Could you imagine living in a city where bartenders are available by 1:30 AM
I'd have like 4 kids by now and at least one std
Sexual favors are the only currency recognized by the Republic of Greg
Twist bend and done? Jesus that sounds like a seventh grade hand job.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
But what is a man profited, if he should gain Joe Biden and lose Alex Trebek?
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