if you dont talk to me in person you cant text me
You look like a girl that would like strip clubs
now i know why i became what i already was.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
You drunk dialed me and told me to jump out of my second story window so I could give you head. I almost considered it.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Taking my underwear off at work was one of my better decisions this weekend
Driving home this morning in my minion costume makes me rethink the 0 tint on my windows.
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Is it sad that I planned a a romantic trip to dunkin donuts for and with myself on Saturday, then added an equally romantic after midnight stroll through the half off candy sale? I find that worthy of adding a few cats to my collection agree?
I woke up in my basement holding someone else's underwear and a bottle of mouthwash . I wish I could explain more than that but i can't remember ...
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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