if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
Hooked up with my old baby sitter last night, so what do I do? As I was sucking her tits I decided it would be a good idea to say " goo goo gah gah"....it wasn't a good idea.
can a guy be partially circumsized? cause i dont exactly know what i was lookng at...
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
He came out in cowboy boots and underpants holding a beer while he hugged my mom. I love Montana.
I hope after we constantly bang for 2 days straight we can agree to be friends again
There's holes in the drywall and the beer pong table is a broken door on two barstools. You know they like to party.
EVERYTHING IS DISNEY. Even my sexting can lead to Disney.
I fell asleep in my underwear on the deck. What the fuck.
This was the best text I've ever woken up to
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Like I blink, and he's face first in my vagina.
Leaving the puke on the ceiling as a reminder.
I kept falling all over the place and yelled at the bouncer you can't kick me out I'm from Texas.
I accidentally made jungle juice last night.
How do you explain to your parents that you can't go to the library because you got banned for being drunk in there... on a Sunday afternoon?
That's $100,000 of quality education right there.
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