is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
Can I use cash for clunkers to trade in her boobs for a new set of 18 year old tits?
Its worth a shot.
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
the girl next to me at the bar JUST looked down at her vagina and said "im going to get you fed". if i come home alone tonight...i give you permission to cut off my penis
This has been the most pleasant arrest experience I've ever had.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
He tried to tip me with his police badge...
and you didn't accept WHY?!
Our first order of business as new roommates was to test the sex acoustics of our rooms. I need a new box spring.
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
You are allergic to dogs. DO NOT kidnap something you are allergic to. No matter how fluffy.
death bed.
death patio
stfu you slept on the patio!?!
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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