I have a new suitor he got my # last nite... I was to tipsy to function! What was I thinking!! It's like u when u first met me
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
Moved my bed either I'm a whore or every guy I have ever slept with hid condom wrappers under my bed
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
Somehow ended up at a stranger's bridal shower. Everyone else is already drunk.
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
dude chill. we stole 18 hamburgers from her house
no. you cant fuck a burger.
She blew me in the back of the cab while eye of the tiger was on the radio. Top five all time automatically
The last text I sent him was about nachos. Frankly, if he can't respond positively to that he can fuck off...
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
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