check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
Zach says you can't see his penis until after we're married...not sure why?! Bt then he said he thinks maybe you already have on the wild animal night!
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
apparently i was just sitting there with my shirt down holding my boobs saying "its ok. its all gonna be ok"
So there I was praying he didn't go limp again, choking on a long, long gray ball hair. This is my Saturday night. This. Is. My. Life.
you peed off the balcony at your sisters and asked someone below to catch it with a cup
my roommate made out with a guy wearing a squirrel costume, equipped with a blow up tail. time to start harvesting nuts for the winter
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
The fact that me being able to walk down stairs is an accomplishment in my books pretty much explains how I am
Hey, how are you?
No. You're dead to me, you hamster stealing slutbag.
You went into my bathroom put on my bathrobe.. Said excuse me then went in my front yard and started yelling who ate my whopper..
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
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