so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
She was running around the bar, demanding everyone call her Jesus or else she would attack them like a llama. ack.
so I just used the H1N1 mask my mom gave me for college to hold in a bong hit longer... god I love orientation week
there is a large number of people floating in the fountains the morning in inter-tubes...its only 930. did i miss something?
we were playing waterfall, then strip waterfall, then we were just listening to music, drinking, and slowly becoming more naked
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
Some older looking guy gave me his card as he exited the train. Hes a pharmaceutical rep. I'm debating asking him for a job. Obv he wants sex but if I can get a job out of this maybe I can offer him more than a cheap dry handjob bc that's all I'm really up for these days
My only regret this past weekend is abusing only 3 substances when I could have done so much more.
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Urgent. Do not ignore. What does this "=$" shit mean. Quality foreign dick is at stake here
Well I'm about 60% wine, 30% pure rage and 10% tears at the moment and I'm disappointed in how little alcohol is in me
Drunk me really does appreciate that sober me made a list of movies to watch when drunk it saves so much time
We never leave a bad bitch behind. its a party foul..we'll find you somehow
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
He was about to go in...and he fell off the bed. Ruined mood!
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