it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
it was beautiful and magic like when a hot girl grabs her own tits and smiles at you
Dude, she DOES look like she'd give good head. No bottom jaw, I checked.
She asked me to cum on her. ON her. I think we're out of the friend zone
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
Well, at first I was really confused. But then I realized that he was talking from his penis's perspective... in third person.
Just had a flashback of you announcing "your nipples aren't that big for the size of your boobs, I've seen them"
What's life without a lamp shade you wore home?
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
Also, if you all get arrested i'm coming to laugh at you because i don't have the money for bail.
Then you better bring Starbucks and a box of condoms in the morning.
Oh shit. This is getting real.
I just love it. It's warm and soft and the rest of the world is so mean. My bed would never be mean to me
I felt like... 50% confused and 50% like a slow roasted flip flop.
Idk how I even got accepted into college because literally the only things my brain ever thinks about are YouTube videos of baby animals and sex.
Did you see her happy birthday to emily on facebook? The gist of it is like: hey emily you almost died at birth im glad you didn't. love mom.
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