every time i send "do you want some cock" to her T9 manages to change it to "anal"...i think she's mad now
so tomorrow. i'm thinking coinstar then adderall?
I don't know how this happened but I got an email thanking me for being a Waffle House regular. HOW DO THEY KNOW?? Maybe I need to stop going there shitfaced.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
If you ever find a dick that big chop it off and bring it to me.
bark. im thoroughly looking forward to kegs and eggs. next weekend should be pancakes and pinnical, then cereal and seagrams and then whiskey and waffles.
It'll be a Christmas-Fucking-Miracle if we get through the ceremony without a groomsman vomming
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
I legit had a 15 minute convo about dinosaurs with a guy at the bar last night cuz he was wearing a jurassic park shirt
Why am I getting texts saying are you ready for this butthole? Help
What's the mantra for Sunday?
I will not have sex with him.
She left her panties here. They looked SOOO much smaller last night.
Your vagina is not a steamboat from the 1800's
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