Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
either we just had an earthquake or I am really good @ masturbating
i need you to recap everything for me beyond "i think i'm gonna try vodka-pong"
She woke me up, whispered "I like the size of your dick", kissed me, and rolled over and went back to sleep
Would it be a dick move to report the suite next-door for a noise violation? They're singing Bad Romance off-key and I'm not sure if I can allow that.
i actually pissed myself from laughing when I saw the old man in lingerie carrying a spiderman purse. I dont know if he was real or if it was the tequila, but my head hurts.
No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
Next time you think about divorce, consider this: a hot guy just walked in and I tried to suck in my back fat.
can we for just one second remember that I played with a homeless man's rat at st marks?
I just let my boss bend me over his desk and spank me. I think that is some sort of American dream.
I fit in backpacks. BOOM HERE I AM! Like a stripper from a cake.
Verdict: uncircumcised.
he's single and there are thong briefs.
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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