when people say theyve been sober for however many years is that like couple beers not drunk sober, or no drinking sober?
Why the hell does jager make you get to the point of having to army crawl around cause you cant feel your legs and scream jaga bombs when puking??
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
im using the astroglide sample u sent me as a bookmark for the book im using to write my midterm paper. i need to get laid. bad.
there are certain things about getting into a cab to go home at 630 am that make me feel like a prostitute.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
we are sitting in a kindergarden classroom alone chugging beer. look at our lives. look at our choices.
...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
I was mid-sentence and you stopped me and said, "Yeah.. for my vaginas sake, I'm gonna need you to stop talking right now."
I have better things to do with my life than be faithful.
Thats just a parental red flag. They have been brainwashed. Lets baptize them into the church of PBR
My cat is watching me play with my new vibrator
The cops high fived after they tackled you
Just so we're clear, drunk and naked is not appropriate attire for Thanksgiving. Do it this year and Grandma will ban you for life.
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