I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop texting my girlfriend.
i would really appreciate it if you would stop cock blocking me.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
I know, but I was really high and I felt like a failure dragon because I could only blow smoke, no fire.
Novelty of the week: Getting my lipstick back in an evidence bag
My gynaecologist hit my g-spot today by accident and for some reason I went "at least someone found it" VERY AWKWARD
Are you proud of yourself?
ask me again when I'm drunk. Then fuck off.
I wish the guy I was sleeping with wasn't on house arrest.
You gave me the best orgasm of my life. I'm buying you a house
This pedicure right now is the most physical I've been with a guy all month
Your phone just changed "liver" to "liquor" how dose that make you feel
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
You don't make any sense
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She calls him the walking dildo to his face. That relationship is already fucked up.
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