he told me i looked like an animal then proceeded to kiss me
He wanted to take me out and said we could "go huntin in the woods."
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
he just quoted gucci mane to try and get me to give him head.
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
just explained the breakup in detail to my big toes. that consolation brownie was Amazing.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
im looking at burger kings website. there isnt one anywhere close to where we were last night. i think it was sent from heaven
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
I am actually insulted by the long string of ugly, fat girls he hooked up with after me.
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
I'm just gonna use that pot butter as dip for chips. That's fat, American AND stoner!
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Stop talking and go back to bed. You're in the kitchen in your underwear and slept in your car.
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