I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
honey bunches of taint.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
Old lady caught me peeing in the street and yelled at me and said "I REBUKE YOU"
I peed glitter this morning and had a beard drawn on my face with eyeliner. Last time I do shots with gay Dan.
I think my new low is running outside in a towel to pet a particularly fluffy looking squirrel and projectile vomiting off the balcony.
I'm assuming the reason my elbow is so sore has something to do with all the broken shot glasses eh?
Yep
Just watched a guy get through airport security with a full bottle of captain morgan. In my head the entire airport cheered.
I just got back to our room ....neither of us spent the night there but both our beds are occupied. send help.
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
Some guy just walked past the bus stop in a lab coat and with a samurai sword and case...
On a side note. I slept with a stuffed giraffe last night. Found it in my bed when I came home and snuggled with it. Drunk me reverted to being 2
Last time he showed up for Christmas he went on and on about backpacking somewhere and getting ghonnorreah twice.
Just saw Little Red Riding Hood riding a guy on hood of a car
Good for her for committing to the costume
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