I accidentally threw away from slim jim and some lady saw me dig it out of the garbage. It was unopened but still, I look so homeless.
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
no. i just ate a whole thing of hot dogs. me and regret are sleepng alone tonigh.
Let's play a little game of "Last Night Never Happened"
We found her on a strangers doorstep chanting "I know someone will let me in" it took 2 of us to drag her to the car.
Guys with integrity exist just to rain on my slut parade.
Hardcore start to spring break. Mike is wearing adult diapers because the only stop we are making is for gas.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
jesus, I think that canada gold metal game has completely changed all rules of acceptable drinking habits, I was fucked untill noon and I just got invited to go party when I get off work...at 600am...and NO ONE understood why i was hesitant
Being in the club with your moms drunk friends > having a healthy relationship with your mom
I'm SO high. And there is so much pudding in this car
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
No I feel the same as usual. Mopey with a chance of bitch fits.
I'm waiting for you in a manthong right now.
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