there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
I hated hipsters before it was mainstream.
Weird we were more concerned with sharing our germs than tag teaming the blow job?
when you wake up try not to move. we are betting to see if more sprinkles stuck to you or the pong table.
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
Beautiful wedding. Beautiful bride. I got shitfaced. Came home and ate two corndogs. I'm still single.
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
The spark has left our relationship. i used to make slightly inflammatory jokes at you. you would retaliate in jest. look at this. look at what is happening here.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
I have a hook up buddy in Abiquiu. He lives next to a Chipotle; that's the only reason I see him.
Carver called his mom a milf again
Was it on purpose this time?
How does it feel to date your dad?
All boys are excommunicated from my vagina until further notice.
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