dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I just caught myself dancing like an old lady in the shower. Have I reached the age where booty dancing stops and swaying of the upper body begins?
i find it sad that i can no longer sit in the back of class for fear that someone will fart into the heater again.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Or they can chase TEQUILA shots with it. I don't know why my phone capitalizes TEQUILA.
Hate sex is good. Drunk sex is better. Combine those two however and you get the best experience of your LIFE.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Gays age differently than straights. 29 is like 45 in gay years. Next year I'll be in adult diapers and applying for medicaid.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
My orgasm happened in two different decades
Same way I cope with everything else. With dildos, dunkin and depeche mode
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