I may or may not have slept in someones apt on your street because they told me I was fun sized like a mini snickers
I was at circle k buying gas and this girl in a papa johns uniform comes up and is like " I've got a bunch of extra pizzas. Large peperoni for $5." then she went to her trunk and pulled one out. It felt like a drug deal for a fat person
how do you tell a roommate that having sex on your bottom bunk is not appropriate even if she has a top bunk that's hard to climb to?
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
She insisted on fucking on the futon mattress on the floor, answered the phone call from her boyfriend who was on his way to pick her up, and then had the audacity to ask if I was clean
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I threw up in the shower, slipped, and fell in it. Should I try and continue my day or just get back in bed?
Will you push me around in a wheel chair, introduce me to people, and say nothing as I get up and walk away?
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
The shit show didn't end. it just relocated itself to my apartment instead of yours.
you also need to get my treadmill fixed.
Also. I plan to spend time with you at boomers, high, teaching ourselves how to pee standing up.
He Dutch ovened me while I was hiding under the covers from his mom. Needless to say it did not end well.
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
we are currently pregaming for our walk to the liquor store.
step one: admitting you have a problem. complete.
help. his tongue is stuck. Its not what you think. Hurry.
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