Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
That chode just called off the engagement. I just dropped his toothbrush in the toilet. And I’ve forgotten to take my birth control for the past two weeks. He’s fucked!
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
im trying to make cookies in the george foreman
I puked in the pool and didn't tell them, then they all went swimming. Is it dick to just sit back and enjoy the show?
Come on. It's already happy hour in Europe...Man up. "I'm at work" and "it's a tuesday" are not valid excuses.
Even his old football coach jokes about how big it is. I don't want to be alone in a room with him and that monster.
This is your morning news. Today at 5 pm I will be going out of town until the 29th. If you would like some great sex before I leave, please contact me. The available packages are: a house call, an outdoor excursion, or a delivery style in-car quickie. available only while supplies last.
They told you that you couldn't fit in the dryer. Man, did they eat their words. You did brake the door though.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
My dad just bought me a 40. I consider this our peace treaty.
I've had three separate encounters with cops in the last 9 hours.... In two different states
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
Have you ever seen death before? Bc it's me right now in yesterday's clothes.
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