Sexting assembly today. Fuck yes
NASCAR RACE 2010 NO REGRETZZZ!!!
It is literally 8 in the morning.
They're calling for 20 inches of snow but I'll have a dirtbike for emergency trips to the liquor store. Even if I crash it won't hurt.
I had no idea a 5'8 girl could fit entirely on her knees in front of the passenger seat of a Sunfire, but I am very happy to now have that knowledge.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
We need to reprogram your vagina to say "no"
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I am not going to ask my mother to pause a movie so I can have phone sex.
i'm scootering my little heart out so i'm not late for a weed pickup. this is the meaning of adolescence
Got stiff armed by the garbage man on the back of the truck...I just wanted to ride one block dude
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
At leat we can cross off 'having sex in a classroom' on our bucket list.
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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