i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
I'm crawling around naked in my room looking for my hairbrush. Just thought I'd put that image in your head.
She is ok w me having sex for money. Just gotta find rich grandmas.
Breakfast Clubbing as Juggalos. I can feel our IQs in freefall.
If you already knew specifically that I was smoking a bowl in my remodeled bathroom AND THEN still wanted to initiate sexting, please proceed to the altar and marry me this instant.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
If by "Are you drunk?" you mean "Did you just faceplant in the checkout line at Target?" the answer is yes.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
he played intl players anthem 4me and ate a strawberry out of my pussy
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
I already plan to donate my brain to science so they can attempt to fully understand the complexities of my existence
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
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