I wish Denzel Washington would coach my flip cup team..
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
trying to imitate man vs food after 12 shots doesnt mean youll get laid
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
Well since its impossible for me to swallow a pill this big I'm making wine slushies out of them
I give you full permission to fuck a rando on my air mattress.
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
If he shows up in a "mount n dew" me shirt im throwing him to the lesbians
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I'm shaking a cocktail while in bed. Is that bad?
another side note: i'm officially selling my underwear on the internet
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Kyle passed out in the tub after breaking a glass and shouting, "WHAT ASSHOLE GAVE ME A GLASS?" His girlfriend gave it to him...
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
do you think that identical twins have the same size junk? i just want to know your opinion before i find out.
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