I'm holding in my pee so that I can hear "Cowboy" in its entirety on the radio
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
You kept spitting the skittles out cause you said they tasted like "balls of sandpaper"
I defriended her. I just can't support someone whose profile picture is of their water birth.
I've reached the point in my life where I desire cats more than men
I AM TEN TEQUIA SHOOTS ON AND I JUST SAW SOMEONE DO A BODY SHOT OFFF OF JESUS
THIS FEELS SO WROG AND OH SO RIGHT
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
The 4th is next week. If we don't get to a new level of high, we will be letting down George Washington.
She found my old SD card with stuff I "didn't keep" or "didn't record us doing".... She's pissed but really horny. Did I just win at sex?
dude, i just accidentally flashed your mom. BIG TIME.
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
Knew i was going to puke. So i grabed a bowl out of the kitcken in the dark before bed...Ended up puking into a spaghetti strainer...
screwing the intern at work sucks when u find out the boss is too. She is a smoking hot though
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