Do you feel that fire radiating from matt's crotch for you
Gross. gingers suck
its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Maybe it's the vicodin, but all I wanna do is hunt wild hogs.
A guy wearing a shirt that says "eat shit and die motherfucker" just held open a door for me. He's got manners.
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
Well yes he stayed. He brought Guiness, them he shaved me. It's a long, but beautiful story.
I can still taste the Jäger. I'm gonna shoot myself.
Do you know why I woke up with a half peeled lemon in my purse with a post-it that said "eat me" on it?
Holy shit, did you actually CHOOSE to get hit by the alcohol truck last night?
Woke up in a hotel room with some random guy then walked over a mile to the bus stop where I laid down and waited on the bus. GREAT NIGHT
So after we found out he wasnt throwing up blood in was just hawaiian punch and we all failed breathalyzers the cop drove us around like a taxi and brought us back to the apartment
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