he said i was weird because i want to have sex in public places.
i dont think thats weird i think thats fun
i forgot to tell you, he fell asleep outside my house again last night, but im weird
Do you realize we just stole 12 dollars worth of quarters each from the office petty cash just to get manicures? New high or New Low?
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
Let's create a 16 and pregnant drinking game
shes got that 'its my party i can do meth if i want to' mentality. i like that.
If it makes you feel any better, i gave her boyfriend a blowjob last week.
You came back with four clearly unattractive women and wanted to throw a dance party in my room.
Fat girl left in a hurry. Possibly had to do with the missing bathroom door in my apartment.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Now I have the walk of shame to give the receptionist the bathroom key back, I've had it for 20 minutes. I should just smile and wink. She knows what went down.
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
WHO GIVES HANDJOBS AT 8 IN THE FUCKING MORNING
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
I felt like a slutty ass cruella devil driving your old car, And I got in a fight with your wipers
I JUST PETTED A FUCKING SQUIRREL. A SQUIRREL.
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