Myspace is for pedophiles and tweakers in the 818 trying to hook up. I always forget theres music there too
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
Ryan learned the all important lesson tonight; Red Bull gives you wings, Jaeger gives you gravity.
We're at the urgent care down the street from you if you care to stop by
Also I had a dream we made my birth control into a joint. What does that mean?
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
About to be a 4Loko vomit fountain in 45 seconds, what color will it be? Animated birds will fly out of me.
correction: my vagina hates that I'm smart.
He keeps telling me he's gonna get me dope for my birthday. 1. HELP ME. 2. HOW IS THAT AN ACCEPTABLE BIRTHDAY PRESENT. Also, please HELP ME.
Sorry, It's like OkCupid Olympics... categories: best sext, best dick pic, and most effort by ugly. You won gold in the last event if that makes you feel better.
Whoever was doing lines off my iPad is a dick. Also bring Gatorade, for I hunger
For Who flesh?
You peed all over his floor and had a bottle popped in your ass when you passed out. Don't tell me I'm "still living in my college days"
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
Why am I a human magnet for the worst dicks of the world?
Now I’m honestly wondering if I took this kids virginity
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