That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
I think my penis and your vagina just became best friends last night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
Guess who won bingo at the senior center and is going to jail all in the same night?
There's always one sober annoying person at a party. I hate responsible people. I just wanted to show everyone my nipples. There cute. She didn't have to stop me
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
That idiot. I'll see him on campus and he'll try and touch me like we're friends or some shit. 1.you're ugly 2. You dropped the blunt in the pool
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
And i have once again masturbated to an amazing soundtrack. what a time to be alive
Nothing cures your heart after a boy calling you unattractive than a big fat dick
he told me he wanted me to go see his cat. apparently i was more interested in playing with his cat then having sex.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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