what's the vibe there?
extraordinary amounts of gine
SEEEEXXX PLEASE
the thought of Anne Coulter teabagging Dick Cheney kills me everytime.
it wasn't sex, it was awkward naked time.
believe me... letting the man that delivered you from your mother's vagina do shots off your stomach is really fucking awkward.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
I was fucking the girl and her best friend walked in on us. She said we looked thirsty, got us a glass of water, and poured it down both of our throats. It was like... sex bottle service
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO GET MY FUCKING CUPCAKES WHEN THE GROUNDSWORKER I HOOKED UP WITH IS LOITERING IN THE VENDING AREA
Will you bring a case of beer down to the hot tub? Me and Phil don't want to feel feelings anymore
Two guys I banged regularly got married this week. I need vodka.
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
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