He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
I made out with a deaf person. Also I've been drunk 11 days in a row now.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
My mom wanted me and my brother to have some bonding time before I left for school. Our bonding time consisted of us smokin a few bowls then goin to Red Robin to cure the munchies. Ooo how I love family time :)
while you were getting the key to the dorm from the lobby i was giving a drunk monolog to the security camera about my life
we've been dating more than a month and i just realized there's no hair on his chest..
you've had sex with him. you must've seen him naked.
nah, i feel like naked sex would be getting too serious for us..
Just realized the fur coat I am wearing to the wedding is the one I had sex with the groom in
Two penises later: I might be straighter than I think.
No, we have matured. We've stopped having sex in front if his room mate.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
I'm sorry that running around town like a frenetic wombat trying to find you KY jelly isn't good enough for you.
I'm eating pizza in the bathtub
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
It is like...the most transformative hard on I have ever had.
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