Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
relax...and go to your happy place, which probably has a lot of dicks
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I found out that my first kiss was an Italian. Even in kindergarden i knew size mattered.
DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
I just broke a sweat shaving my own vagina. Something has got to change.
I dont care what I am for halloween, as long as i'm not a father after
When he grabbed my tits it felt like he was either giving me a mammogram or trying to pierce my nipples with his fingers.
Blow job season was short but glorious.
Dude for real though, we gotta stop getting hammered and kissing gay guys.
I just found glitter from our Father's Day party on my balls this morning.
DAD WTF
Started crying to "that's the way it is" by celine. What the fuck uterus?!
Why the fuck are you playing with legos?
Why the fuck are you questioning me?
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
you better come over.. I need a witness to help prove the couch talks to me
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