Everyone just saw your hickey on TV and on the jumbotron at the hockey game.
Thanks dad.
what day is it and did you see me today?
What did you even date her?
because emotionally unstable girls are great in bed.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
Just found a picture of a hobo making out with her tits...a HOBO
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
Wake up. Pour coffee. Open blinds. Guy is skipping class and jacking off furiously to Asian porn. Close blinds. Finish coffee. So this must be what med school is like.
All these girls I talk to are like I've never had a hangover and I'm like you don't drink right here let me show you
All I want is a guy who will love me and occasionally shave my balls.
Did you survive the Atlanta roadway snowpocalypse?
All the bars are closed. Might as well be dead.
Summers almost over and we haven't golfed, got naked or had sex yet. Let's do all three in one day, no particular order.
I'm still hammered too. I started tweeting the time at one point I'm pretty sure.
I just had a visual of u banging and screaming at him at the same time.
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