she was hot for a redneck and i dont look at teeth
Omg. Budweiser tramp-stamp sighting @ Wal-mart. Best tattoo EVAR.
SOME GIRL GOT MAGGOTS IN HER COOCH FROM EXPERIMENTING WITH MAYO!
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
sorry i was making out with matt didn't mean for it to sound like that. there was no tone
there should be a new saying, don't text and tongue
you were mass sexting so we took your phone away
We decided to cut you off after you insisted on eating peanuts by the dumpster
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
I want to be done crawling through windows but the sex is too good to stop...but I'm running out of excuses for where the bruises on my legs are coming from.
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
If it snows I'm just gonna sit at my house in my costume and drink beer by myself all night.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
I should probably stop recommending my dentist to the different guys I'm seeing. That could be awkward in the future.
I'm hungry and horny. DEADLY COMBINATION.
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