The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
Every single time I start thinking that we shouldn't have done that to him, I think of his ballsack in our passed out faces. No sympathy.
explaining to a nurse how i all most cut my finger off playing beer pong, she def just hand me a AA booklet.
You kept telling me how warm your bag of vomit was and asked me if i wanted to feel.
It's not like I ment to feed you the shots of vodka, my hand just kinda slipped.
I mean, with your nipple problem im surprised. #hangacoatonem
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
My dick looks like crazy bread
pics are now mandatory
I wouldn't know what to do. You never really mentally prepare for a cactus getting thrown at your face.
And you were like wow I love water shots they taste so good
I still think it's strange your mom saw me 93% naked with a Santa hat on and a raging boner. Tis the season right?
So apparently having sex with your co-worker in the bathroom at the staff party can get you fired.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
Dude, my vagina feels like new again! I love antibiotics. How's your day?
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
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