She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
Just got an email from TMobile. Said they were going to pursue "more qualified" candidates. So this is what rock bottom feels like.
I couldn't function. I was to the point where I was using a bottle cap as a monocle.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
AND FUCKING MGMT JUST CAME ON. CAN I GO DROWN MYSELF IN LESBIANS OR SOMETHING? IS IT TIME TO LESBIAN
we're fated to lesbian
Went to a wedding reception last night, came home with a Christmas tree and the rest of the keg
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
The instructions say refer to specific course material, but I'm in no mood to reopen this awful book that caused me so many lost hours of drinking.
Yeah FUCK THAT NOISE
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
Haha I had a heart to heart with a stripper so I would say it was a success?
The coast is clear - also, would it bother you if I chose not to wear pants?
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