That's intense
Maybe I lied like you did about your herpes.
We had to use the stains on Phil's shirt to try to piece together what happened last night.
We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
surprisingly enough, it isn't that uncomfortable to have sex with a heart monitor on
Apparently I covered myself in sunscreen before I went to bed. Im just assuming that due to the fact I found an empty bottle of sunblock
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I'm always drunk lately
Now I'm in a game of hide and seek in Sears
Saying I've had more balls in my mouth than you is the last clear, coherent thing I remember.
your penis is a great and majestic leader among the penises.
We were making fun of some people having sex on the beach, an hour later we were having sex on a golf course
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
I just peed on myself the semester has officially began.
Randomize