You don't have asthma, your pregnant
Yeh xou jao i ama wa7tdud !!
Oh my god. its not even twelve thirty and you are useless.
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
no, i will not be your spotter when you masturbate with a noose around your neck
so they made cookies with their faces printed on them...I ate jaime...she tasted like poop
he said i looked like a lion with slutty lingerie on .
Ya. I was the definition of a shit show. I woke up outside my door when my alarm went off
you want your laptop back?
are you giving me my laptop back, or cashing in on our break up sex?
both.
come over.
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
We had to leave. Dave knocked a dude out for saying yolo.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
Mike's my new hero. There's a flagpole of hook-up's bras on his porch and a week's supply of beer in his fridge but he still has a great job.
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
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