I took shrooms, thc and molly but its okay i'm surrounded by freaks
NEWSFLASH - my freind is drunk and admitted that he hates having sex with dogs. should i help him or let him be??
He also left me a wonderful voice mail..... and is now asking me where the planters peanut guy is.
You should probably go find him.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
he went to have surgery in the morning and apparently they found lip gloss on his dick
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
I'll tell these girls I'm like the pet adoption center...don't play with it if you're not taking it home.
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
We have a guy passed out in the bathroom with one of our pots. Not sure if he's your friend so I let him be
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
He's unconstrained by sanity, physics, or his liver.
He's only giving you free adderall so you can focus on his dick.
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
Everytime I give him head I make him rub my back. Teamwork at it's finest.
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